Over on Gaslight and Gilt,
the esteemed Dr Algernon Crupper
tells us how to make a miniature bistro chair
from the wire cage on a champagne bottle.
as well as instructing us how to open a bottle of champagne without bathing our guests in it...
(I'm not much of a cook, but I'm a little vain about my ability to open a bottle of champagne neatly)